No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens in the United States, nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."
Ann Coulter's response? "All that means is you get a hearing. They could outlaw being blonde, and if they hold a hearing, and the jury finds I'm blonde, I can be thrown in prison. That's not against the Constitution."
Yeah bitch. Okay.