Jason Lindquist (jlindquist) wrote,
Jason Lindquist
jlindquist

Fuckers on the move?

Nosing around the 'net, I saw someone use the phrase "Hawthorne (or whatever it's called now)" to describe the mall on the northwest corner of Milwaukee Avenue and Town Line Road in Vernon Hills. (AKA Illinois Routes 21 and 60 to you heathens that can't comprehend names.)

Did those Westfield fuckers buy and rename THAT mall too?

Of all the things in the world, MALLS do not need brand identities. All large regional malls rent strollers and sell gift certificates. The better ones have a good selection of restaurants in the food court. I don't see anyone bypassing a mecca of commerce just because Sarah Ferguson's mugshot isn't plastered on the walls and the staff doesn't wear red jackets. Malls need brand identities like fast food joints need fucking tip jars.
Subscribe

  • Aurora reference

    For reference, the only two links I could find on Aurora shooter (and Westview '06 grad) James Holmes, prior to his attendance at Westview being…

  • Your friend, FunnyJunk.com

    If you've never heard of funnyjunk.com, it's run by a content thief. It's a haven for incompetence, stupidity, and douchebaggery. Site owner…

  • X-header crap

    It is ridiculous how big this section of my .muttrc has gotten. Every goddamned special snowflake mailer has to have its own collection of…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 0 comments