Jason Lindquist (jlindquist) wrote,
Jason Lindquist
jlindquist

Lincoln, being the up-scale division of Ford, has the Navigator and the Aviator. I'm waiting to see the luxury version of the Taurus station wagon, the Lincoln Fornicator.

'Cause really, no other type of car is more appropriate for off-the books nookie. Nothing else allows one that much room to stretch out and get busy. One of my few great regrets in life is that I never took the opportunity to use my 1984 Parisienne for that purpose.
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