Someone needs to devise a way to remotely delete blogs that contain nothing but the results of online tests. This remote deletion device should also incinerate the generative organs of the perpetrators. Testicles and wombs making little fireworks to brighten the long dark night of the world wide web.
There needs to be an extra-painful added option for when the 'blog is a LiveJournal whose author didn't use the
This reminded me of jwz's support for audio-cock technology:
I want a button on my computer that, when depressed, has the target on the screen held down and fucked in the gall bladder by nymphomaniac suicide lepers who are quite prepared to leave their green suppurating cocks broken off in the wound.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK IN THE 21ST CENTURY.
LEPERS. SORES. WOUND-COCKS. NOW.