Margaret Cho sums it up pretty well.

Since we're all created in God's image, God must incorporate all races and both genders. And all sexualities. So, I really can't argue with her position that God is a big faggy bottom. She may well be right. But he may also be more. I'll say this with certainty: Whoever God fucks, he fucks out of love. He'll still respect you in the morning, and he will call you.