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Retards... they're everywhere - Jason Lindquist
Idle ramblings of an idle mind
Retards... they're everywhere
An idiot grandmother in New Braunfels, TX, Mary Alice Altorfer, went crying to the local CBS affiliate. Why? Because people are out to get her and her grandchildren. How? They hung a "Pool's Closed" sign on her apartment complex pool. After all, black men with business suits and big afros are scary and offensive! (How this is an attack on her grandchildren is beyond me.)

KEYE-TV video and writeup

I think we're lucky that nobody told her why the pool was closed.


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From: tskirvin Date: July 29th, 2008 01:50 am (UTC) (Link)

"Hopefully when they get tired of making fun of a grandma online, and on my
home phone, they will find something better to do, something good and
worthwhile with their time"

I think that video gets the hilarity across better, what with the answering machine message patiently trying to explain...
jlindquist From: jlindquist Date: July 29th, 2008 02:33 am (UTC) (Link)

What an attention whore

Ohhh... and her grandchildren are biracial. Now I see why she's so sensitive about it. Still:

"I tell myself it's a bunch of racist, homophobic geeks ridiculing me"

Jesus, lady... depicting a black man does not make something a racial attack.

Edited at 2008-07-29 02:51 am (UTC)
From: tskirvin Date: July 29th, 2008 03:07 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: What an attention whore

Oh, I have no doubt that there are *now* racist, homophobic geeks ridiculing her.
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