There's a couple of big annoying storylines going on, I guess. DC needs another Crisis to spike sales. This one is "Final Crisis". Which really means "Final Crisis Until We Need To Print Some Money", in which case they'll do "Oops! Another Crisis!" I could give a fuck. Evil wins. I guess someone finally figured out how to put frickin' lasers on the heads of sharks.

Marvel was responsible for "Civil War", about which I couldn't give two shits. Fifty-two weeks of superdickery.

So now, Marvel has their whole universe being infiltrated by Skrulls. "Secret Invasion". I already don't care. But if I had to decide, I'd trust Nextwave. Also, cocks.