This conversation happened over the lunch table at work today. You can't make this shit up.

I observed that our office accountant had hung on her office window a Republican-slanted parody of the famous Every Time You Masturbate, God Kills A Kitten JPEG.

KL: "I think God should kill kittens when you masturbate! We're, you know, overpopulated with strays!"

Laughter ensues, because sitting next to her is MT. KL is a very naive babe in the woods, with her best deer-in-the-headlights look on her face.

KL: "What, why are you laughing?"

JC: "MT helps at a cat shelter."

KL: "You have a cat shelter?"

MT: "I run a cat shelter."

KL: "I guess you don't masturbate a lot."

The room is now in tears, I'm on the floor unable to stand anymore. The conversation continued downhill from there.

Current Location: work
Current Mood: amused