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Put down the shovel, and back away - Jason Lindquist
Idle ramblings of an idle mind
Put down the shovel, and back away
This conversation happened over the lunch table at work today. You can't make this shit up.

I observed that our office accountant had hung on her office window a Republican-slanted parody of the famous Every Time You Masturbate, God Kills A Kitten JPEG.

KL: "I think God should kill kittens when you masturbate! We're, you know, overpopulated with strays!"

Laughter ensues, because sitting next to her is MT. KL is a very naive babe in the woods, with her best deer-in-the-headlights look on her face.

KL: "What, why are you laughing?"

JC: "MT helps at a cat shelter."

KL: "You have a cat shelter?"

MT: "I run a cat shelter."

KL: "I guess you don't masturbate a lot."

The room is now in tears, I'm on the floor unable to stand anymore. The conversation continued downhill from there.

Current Location: work
Current Mood: amused

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