Jason Lindquist (jlindquist) wrote,
Jason Lindquist
jlindquist

David Caruso IS... the Sunglasses of Justice! Only on CBS!

Matt Fraction via Warren Ellis: Endless Caruso One-Liners. A seven-and-a-half minute montage of Horatio Caine one-liners (often punctuated by Caruso donning the trademark Sunglasses Of Justice™) at the end of CSI: Miami teasers, as they smash-cut to the main title. David Spade is also aware of the cliche. "That Who song can make any dialogue rock. It's almost as over-the-top as Caruso. But now Caruso delivers every line, even the lame ones, as if the Who is about to kick in his door."

There's also this collection of teaser clips packaged in silly "clip of the week" fashion. He also gives Batman the same treatment, complete with CSI: Miami-style main titles.

You know, CSI: Miami has become the most expensive television show of all time to produce. Why? Because this is what happens every time David Caruso parks a car. (The license fee on that dramatic music is expensive.)
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