Jason Lindquist (jlindquist) wrote,
Jason Lindquist

How do you park?

Courtesy of bunbun, I give you I Park Like An Idiot.

I wish I'd had these before I left Qualcomm. There was a dumb broad in AA (I saw her once) who was very proud and protective of her new Explorer. She would park it at the center of FOUR Parking spaces. Now, if she did this way out in the lot, she'd be a mere goofball. She's a dumb broad because she took the closest four spots she could find. Really, fuck you, bitch. I've got a photo somewhere, I should find it.

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