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Just a reminder, folks - Jason Lindquist
Idle ramblings of an idle mind
Just a reminder, folks
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Let's reiterate that: God kills a kitten.

You do not get to kill kittens yourself. In DuPage County, it's six months in the pokey for cutting in on God's turf.

Thank you. You may resume fapping now.
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