Jason Lindquist (jlindquist) wrote,
Jason Lindquist
jlindquist

Just a reminder, folks

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Let's reiterate that: God kills a kitten.

You do not get to kill kittens yourself. In DuPage County, it's six months in the pokey for cutting in on God's turf.

Thank you. You may resume fapping now.
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