Jason Lindquist (jlindquist) wrote,
Jason Lindquist

So fuck off then.

I repost this here, because it should be more widely enjoyed than just by those bored enough to go rooting through the comment siltbed of warren_ellis's LJ:
Very early when the sun had risen, on the third day of the week, they came to the pub.

They were saying to one another, "Who will roll back the giant fucking rock for us from the entrance to the pub?"

When they looked up, they saw that the giant fucking rock had been split asunder; right the fuck in two.

On entering the pub they saw a crazed, bearded man sitting on the right side, clothed in a black linen, and they were utterly amazed.

He said unto them, "Goddamn fucking rocks. I hate rocks. You seek Internet Jesus, the drunk. He has been raised; he has a new video card. So fuck off then."
-- gdh

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