Jason Lindquist (jlindquist) wrote,
Jason Lindquist
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Holy shit, Batman...

Duke Cunningham resigned and pled guilty to bribery and tax evasion charges. He's got to forfeit a couple boatloads of property and cash. Unlike Dan Rostenkowski, Duke won't spend any time in Federal Pound-Me-In-The-Ass Prison™. Just a couple years of supervised release. When you have to stand up before a judge and say yes, I took bribes for my votes in Congress, it's a nice refutation to all the local whiners claiming the charges were made up by the "liberal media elite" and other people who Hate America™. Duke's a Navy veteran and Vietnam fighter ace, so he's "one of us" to much of San Diego's large military community. There was a lot of denial and excuse-making when the story broke, and this plea should pleasantly kill all that.
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