Jason Lindquist (jlindquist) wrote,
Jason Lindquist

What to hand out?

So at the end of last night's baseball game, Brett asked for practice to be canceled today? Why? Because today's a Jewish holiday, he says. It's a groaner, except when you consider who's coaching. Nate's dad, another assistant coach, is observant enough to not-drive on the sabbath. :-)

Which reminds me of the old issue of what to do with teenage kids who have no business trick-or-treating anymore. There's a thread on Fark today about the worst things you ever got. (Top-rated: religious tracts, pennies, toothpaste from dentists, Mary Janes, and peanut butter toffees.) One guy claims he got a condom. Gee, how well would THAT go over in my little community heavy with religious zealots?

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