July 28th, 2008

Pool's Closed

Retards... they're everywhere

An idiot grandmother in New Braunfels, TX, Mary Alice Altorfer, went crying to the local CBS affiliate. Why? Because people are out to get her and her grandchildren. How? They hung a "Pool's Closed" sign on her apartment complex pool. After all, black men with business suits and big afros are scary and offensive! (How this is an attack on her grandchildren is beyond me.)

KEYE-TV video and writeup

I think we're lucky that nobody told her why the pool was closed.