March 22nd, 2006

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Stupid fucks

My People told me about this on Friday... Glenbrook North caught kids with counterfeit tickets to the sectional final two weeks ago. I wondered how they caught them--most ticket takers don't scrutinize what they're given. Turns out that people talked, rumors circulated, and an announcement was made that prompted some people to come forward and turn them in.

From the sound of it, they were poorly cut, and printed with an inkjet. My people on the faculty agreed with me--if I'd been behind this, they would have never discovered it. :-)
Enterprise Bridge

So fuck off then.

I repost this here, because it should be more widely enjoyed than just by those bored enough to go rooting through the comment siltbed of warren_ellis's LJ:
Very early when the sun had risen, on the third day of the week, they came to the pub.

They were saying to one another, "Who will roll back the giant fucking rock for us from the entrance to the pub?"

When they looked up, they saw that the giant fucking rock had been split asunder; right the fuck in two.

On entering the pub they saw a crazed, bearded man sitting on the right side, clothed in a black linen, and they were utterly amazed.

He said unto them, "Goddamn fucking rocks. I hate rocks. You seek Internet Jesus, the drunk. He has been raised; he has a new video card. So fuck off then."
-- gdh