May 5th, 2004

Enterprise Bridge

This is my rifle, this is my gun...

As always during wartime, there's talk of a draft again. The proposal would include women and extend the draft age from 25 to 34. It would also register the skills of registrants, such as languages and technical things, rather than just bodies for cannon fodder.

It would require another act of Congress to rescind the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy towards homosexuals. So if the draft were simply reenabled tomorrow, showing up at the induction station with an 8x10 glossy of yourself giving the oral pleasure to someone else of the same gender would probably get you out of it. That begs the question, would you want to evade the draft, and if you do, what would you be willing to do?

Poll #289350 Thank you for the lovely tea party

How do you feel about being drafted into the military?

Okay
0(0.0%)
Not by THIS administration
6(66.7%)
Not ever. FOAD.
3(33.3%)

Would you perform a sex act (something beyond mere kissing) on a member of the same sex if it would make you undraftable

No, I'd rather take my chances with the enemy
3(33.3%)
Yes, but no pictures!
0(0.0%)
Yes, and I'd take pictures to prove it
6(66.7%)
It's a moot point, I've already done that
0(0.0%)