October 22nd, 2003

Enterprise Bridge

Will you GIVE IT UP already?!

Fucking neoconservatives... they've got their own line of women's and girls' swimwear. (Note the red/white stars/blue pattern available.) When will these people get it and realize that a body is a body, we all have one, and there's nothing inherently evil about it.

Look... If GOD didn't want me staring at you, he wouldn't have given you such a nice rack.

The Australians have it right. If you're really that modest, or you have the... wrong figure for something that revealing, there's nothing wrong with a one-piece suit.

What's next? Patriotic chadors?