Jason Lindquist (jlindquist) wrote,
Jason Lindquist
jlindquist

When will I learn?

The doorbell just rang. Since the computer room window overlooks the front door, I peeked through the blinds and saw a woman and a girl standing there, the girl holding a single, thick book in her hands. My first thought was "It's a bible, they're proselytizing loons." But, I thought, it's a little girl, so I should probably find clothes before I answer the door, on the chance it's something else she's holding and they're not gonna wanna "witness" their personal experience with God with me.

I open the door, dressed, but with a tired look on my face. Both smiling. Woman says hi, kinda nudges girl. "Hi, I'm Wendy, this is my mother Alicia, I'd like to read to you some passages from scripture." "No thanks, good day!" Close door.

Fuck it. The UPS guy always rings and leaves. If I ain't dressed, I answer the door in my underwear from here on out, no matter how cute and innocent the caller looks.
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