I open the door, dressed, but with a tired look on my face. Both smiling. Woman says hi, kinda nudges girl. "Hi, I'm Wendy, this is my mother Alicia, I'd like to read to you some passages from scripture." "No thanks, good day!" Close door.
Fuck it. The UPS guy always rings and leaves. If I ain't dressed, I answer the door in my underwear from here on out, no matter how cute and innocent the caller looks.