"Not allowed to quote 'Full Metal Jacket ' at the rifle range."
I wonder if
There's a couple of real gems here that had me nearly in tears, particularly the one about defecting to OPFOR.
Per 2515049's complaint on #uiuc, here's hoping Google will find this: Have you ever sent live lobster over the Internet? You Will.…
Proof. At least his heirs don't want it known who they are, so they're unlikely to sue.
You're Doing It Wrong.