Jason Lindquist (jlindquist) wrote,
Jason Lindquist
jlindquist

Oh fuck.

From the Sun-Times:

A man who answered the door at the Northbrook home where friends and a neighbor said Bartman grew up defended him, saying he only did what came naturally when a foul ball came his way.


Oh great. He's one of OUR people.

"He's a huge Cubs fan," said the man, who responded to "Mr. Bartman." "I'm sure I taught him well. I taught him to catch foul balls when they come near him."


Yeah, but you FORGOT to teach him NOT TO FUCK WITH THE CUBS DEFENSE, YOU COCKSMOKING ASSBANDIT!

The article states the Bartman ancestral home backs up against a baseball field. The only Bartman address whitepages.com returns in Northbrook is indeed on the south side of a street that backs up on the park behind the Northbrook Sports Complex.

I don't find any Bartmans listed in my senior yearbook, either pictured or in the "not pictured" listings. He's a Notre Dame graduate, so the odds are a little higher he might've gone to Loyola instead. In which case, the responsibility falls to Mark Prior's dad, a fellow LA grad, to see him properly sodomized with a rusty serrated knife.
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