• A 22-year-old Northbrook, Ill., man was arrested early Thursday morning for aggravated battery.
According to a police report, an officer found him and another man fighting near the 500 block of East Daniel Street. According to witnesses, the man slapped a 19-year-old Darien, Ill., woman on the buttocks as she walked by. When the woman's boyfriend confronted the arrestee, he punched the woman's boyfriend.
Proof. At least his heirs don't want it known who they are, so they're unlikely to sue.
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